Teaching First Graders to Read Antidisestablishmentarianism

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

“I’ve got it! I’ll teach the word ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’ to a bunch of first graders!” The thought just popped into my head. Five minutes later, after eyes bulged at the massive string of letters stretched across the board and desperate cries of “That’s impossible!” I had almost two dozen children excitedly chanting antidisestablishmentarianism one after the other waving their hands in the air wildly competing to be the next one to take a shot at it. I was only covering this class for that day but when I happened to see them again four days later many of them practically shouted the word at me.

Though unconventional, there was a method to my madness. First, I wanted to know if it was possible to teach such a word to first graders. Though, I was confident I could, I was surprised I did it in only five minutes.

Second, and most importantly, I was trying to drive home a point to these young readers. I smiled mischievously when they said it was “impossible” because I would soon prove them all wrong and strike my educational coup de grace: I told them that this was the hardest word in the English language and if they could read this, they could read anything.

My little experiment was really an exercise in using difficulty to, paradoxically, boost student confidence.  Self esteem is a critical determining factor for educational success. Often the most logical course of action is to begin with simple lessons and work gradually towards more difficult ones.

A more interesting approach is to begin with something difficult, or better yet, the most difficult thing you can throw at your students and attack it in such a way as to demonstrate that though it’s the most difficult thing they will study in your course it’s really not that difficult at all.

After tackling something like that a student can confidently approach any other work, book or assignment knowing that the worst is behind him.  Not only that but the methodology for attacking a difficult problem whether math or reading or anything else is applicable to easier problems.  Consider it like pulling duct tape off of skin.  You can do it slowly but that’s long and painfully.  Better to grit your teeth and just rip it off as fast as you can.

When teaching antidisestablishmentarianism, I went through a whole gamut of word attack strategies.  All of them applicable to problematic smaller words.  It was all very efficient.  But woe to the teacher who underestimates her students and plans such a  lesson for a whole class period!